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Monday, June 06, 2005

Who is Maithili ?

Before you all jump to conclusion, this is not about T.Rajendar's movie. This is supposedly internal conversations from one of India's premier IT solutions company.

Read it bottom up.....it is very very very nice *witty* comedy.

-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:39 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans
We sit before the monitor staring into the pixels,
making faces the whole day like monkeys. And you claim
that you are not in this monkey business? Beats me!!
ANIL JOSHI

-----Original Message-----
From: AnandV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:13 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians

Subject: All Infoscians are dravidians
My theory is first step to identify software engrs.I'm
more interested in showing that software engrs are not
monkeys (bcas they are not aryans) which my house
owner believes!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: DHRUVAV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:09 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians

Subject: teachers and dravidian
Your theory only proves that Software engineers are
not aryans.Therefore they can be any thing other than
aryans and not only dravidians.
-----Original Message-----
From: AnandV
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:04 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: All Infoscians are dravidians

Subject: All Infoscians are dravidians
B'cas only teachers (arya's) are aryans. So all
software engr's are dravidians.All Infoscians are
software engrs........Hence the proof...

-----Original Message-----
From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 11:00 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Aryans- H aryana
Let me get it clear.Are u suggesting that all people
in haryana are monkeys?????
-----Original Message-----
From: ashokkm
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 199910:59 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Aryans- H aryana
No, Only the native of Haryana are are aryans b'coz U
just remove the 'H' in Haryana so it becomes
aryana.Agreed or not????
-----Original Message-----
From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:54 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
Then even monkeys are aryans!!!!!!(I think they too
have 10 fingers). That's what ramayan says. So all
vanars were also aryans!!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:50 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
How logical!! Now I could easily prove that even
Africans are Aryans. They have 10 fingers- so they are
aryans. They have 10 toes on their feet - so they are
aryans. Thanks for proving that all are aryans.
ANIL JOSHI

-----Original Message-----
From: Kedardesai
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 10:40 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Proof:German's ,Jews, Aryans are Indians
Indians invented the decimal system. Ravan(Jew) had
ten heads, Ram's father(aryan + German)had ten
chariots (Dash-rath) etc.Thus , the base is 10. There
fore they are all Indians
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:58 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Germans don't play cricket. So cricketers can't be
germans. QED
ANIL JOSHI

-----Original Message-----
From: Dinni Lingaraj
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:56 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/ Germans
It just occured that a better subject would have been
"CRICKET" but this one stopped ...."Are our cricketers
Aryans/Germans ?" So we got to solve this one !
-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:55 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans
Let the 'intellectuals' decide... you will know who
you are soon enough.
ANIL JOSHI

-----Original Message-----
From: Yeshwant Dattatreya
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:39 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
OH BOY!! WHO ARE WE?
-----Original Message-----
From: ashokkm
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Major fallacy/Aryans & Germans
According to maxmuller, Aryans came from Middle East.
According to Bal Gangadhar Tilak, Antarctica was the
home place of Aryans. And Swami Dayanand Saraswati
says Aryans were originally from India b'coz the place
"saptsandhav" that is described many times in their
book is nothing but Doab region between Ganga &
Jamuna. And One theory according Bhagwandas is that
Aryans were originally from India then they went to
middle east and after some time they returned back to
India. So there are different theories about the
origin of Aryans but recent belief is that only India
was their native-land.

-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 19999:37 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
So, at present we are at a point where MK's son is a
Russian, implying MK is a Russian. MK is a ardent
follower of Ravan who is a German Jew. Looks like the
german govt running Karnataka(see our previous
discussions for a proof of it) is conniving with the
Russian govt at Tamilnadu (who support German) to
fight the Italian Govts reps at 10 Janpath road. Some
heavy international politics we have going on here.
Wat's d'ya say man!!
ANIL JOSHI

-----Original Message-----
From: amajumder
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:21 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Importance: High
Might be Russians too.. that explains why MK's son is
called STALIN.

-----Original Message-----
From: raghavendrak
Posted At: Friday, September 03, 1999 9:13 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
Say this to the DMK and they're gonna kick u!!
according to them Ravan was a dravidian and was
attacked by ram as ram was an aryan. So if Ram was a
german, and assuming he was a 'hitlerite 'aryan, then
Ravan must have been a jew!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Aniljoshi
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 6:57 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: MAJOR FALLACY- Aryans/Germans
No, on the contrary it proves that Ravan was a German
since it was he who owned the Pushpak Viman. The
passengers could belong to any country.
ANIL JOSHI

-----Original Message-----
From: vishnoor
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 5:44 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: major fallacy...
After defeating ravana .... Sri Rama flew back in
Ravana's pushpak vimana & This is what the Mordern
Lufthansa is . It is the modern version of the older
pushpaka vimana. The pushpak vimana was "driven" by
hansa or swans.... The insignia of Lufthansa is also a
swan... This further proves Sri Rama was a German Hail
Rama ....

-----Original Message-----
From: khandelwalh
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199912:54 PM
Poted To: General
Cnversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: major fallacy...
the argument is wrong. the conclusion is fallacious
-----Original Message-----
From: vishnoor
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 4:44 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Mithla
Rama was an aryan ; Germans claim to be aryans so Rama
was a German Hail Rama....

-----Original Message-----

From: ashokkm
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 199911:53 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Mithla
And what about Home minister Advani & Noble Prize
winner Economics Dr. Amartya Sen???
-----Original Message-----
From: Sudha Vedula
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 19994:02 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Mithla & Maithili
God Shiva is also a foreigner becauseMt.Kailash is in
China. Buddha was also a foreigner because Lumbini(?)
is in Nepal. So was Guru Nanak, because Talwandi is in
Pakistan. So was Porus. So was Gandhari.....:)
-----Original Message-----
From: Vikas Sharma
Posted At: Thursday, September 02, 1999 10:14 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Mithla & Maithili
Recently one Congress leader, in defense of Sonia,
quoted that Sita was also a foreigner because
Janakpuri is in Nepal.
-----Original Message-----
From: Pranav Chandra
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 1:10 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: Mithla & Maithili
Maithili is a language which derives it's name from
the region in Bihar where it is spoken, the old
kingdom of Mithla. There is a reference to the area
even in Ramayana- Janak( Father of Sita) was king of
Mithla and has been referred to as MithlaNaresh at
many places in RamCharitraManas - therefore Sita was
also called Maithili.

-----Original Message-----
From: Subhashis Roy
Posted At: 1999"N9OE?1"=FA 13:03
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: what is Maithili ?
Importance: High
Maithili brahmins are known for their gastronome
qualities !!!

-----Original Message-----
From: yogesh
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01,1999 12:12 PM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: re: what is maithili
Maithili is a language spoken in central bihar. It has
its own literature.It has its root in the old kingdom
of that area.It is similar to Hindi.

-----Original Message-----
From: himanshudas
Posted At: Wednesday, September 01, 1999 9:06 AM
Posted To: General
Conversation: What is Maithili?

Subject: What is Maithili?
Hi!
Who or what is Maithili, in context of Indian literature?

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6 comments:

Mumbai Ramki said...

ARvind ,
This is the first time iam visiting ur blog ..nalla comedy yana maile xhange ...

aaga motham ..no desi is doing any work :)

Arvind said...

Thanks for your comments Ramki.

So are you saying Aryans dont do any work ? ;p

ROBBIE said...

Its incredible how a simple question like that can generate such racist responses and analysis...haha!

Arvind said...

Robbie,

I guess it was more of one-up manship there rather than racist.

True, language without body language never conveys the mood of the words :-)

And i would rather enjoy the quick wit of the participants than read too much into the conversation

Thanks for your comments :-)
Arvind

Munimma said...

This is hilarious! Good one.

Arvind said...

Thanks Munimma :-)